Cinderella, Cinderella, Dressed in Yellow....

All together now. Go get your jump ropes!

Everybody ready??

Okay, here we go:

Cinderella Dressed in Yellow
Went to kiss a prince.
By mistake,
She kissed a snake!
How many doctors
Did it take?
Was it,
One!
Two!
Three!
Four!
Five?


"The United States is back," Missus Bubba declared with glee as she arrived in Bangkok on Tuesday. .She immediately left for Phuket – a most appropriately named place for a confab put together by the Community Organizer.

Missus Bubba’s stated intention is to “underscore the US commitment to Asia” which includes – just in case it slipped your mind – North Korea, which, back on July 4, fired seven ballistic missiles off its eastern Coast, violating a host of UN Resolutions and raising its cumilative middle finger to the US on Independence Day.




The missiles traveled some 300 miles, which meant they were easily capable of hitting either South Korea or Japan.

Thus it would appear, to a casual observer, that Missus Bubba in her Cinderella role – definitely the ugly stepsister to the tres glam Michelle – intends to kiss a prince, probably in the form of the North Korean Supreme Commander Kim Jong-il.

But what if he turned out to be a snake?

How many doctors will it take?

Or better yet, how many years, and how much turmoil, will the US have to endure to undo the damage the Community Organizer and his Cinderella-dressed-in-yellow are perpetrating both at home and all around the world?


Cozying up to mad dictators in Iran, in Venezuela or in North Korea is not a good idea.